Diary

SATURDAY 09 MAY 2020

Lovely day for a lockdown. I’m in work most days so this weekend it’s nice to slob around in the garden slurping cider. I’m doing essential visits to vulnerable people at work but the rest of what needs doing can be done from home, specifically the shed. I’ve had to get used to the awkward world of conference calls and the horrors of seeing your own face frowning back at you from the screen from the most unflattering angle imaginable. This comes just before you hear you own voice echoing through headphones and you realise for the first time that you are the worst looking, worst sounding human being that ever walked the planet. None of that today though. Today I’m just relaxing in this glorious weather and deluding myself that I’m gorgeous.
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